I WAS WORKING IN THE LAB LATE ONE NIGHT
WHEN MY EYES BEHELD AN EERIE SIGHT
FOR MY MONSTER FROM THE SLAB BEGAN TO RISE
AND SUDDENLY TO MY SURPRISE

HE DID THE MASH
HE DID THE MONSTER MASH
THE MONSTER MASH
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
HE DID THE MASH
IT CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH
HE DID THE MASH
HE DID THE MONSTER MASH

FROM MY LABRATORY IN THE CASTLE EAST
TO THE MASTER BEDROOM WHERE THE VAMPIRES FEAST
THE GHOULS ALL CAME FROM FROM THEIR HUMBLE ABODES
TO GET A JOLT FROM MY ELECTRODES

THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH
THE MONSTER MASH
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
THEY DID THE MASH
IT CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH
THEY DID THE MASH
THEY DID THE MONSTER MASH

THE ZOMBIES WERE HAVING FUN
THE PARTY HAD JUST BEGUN
THE GUESTS INCLUDED WOLFMAN
DRACULA AND HIS SON

THE SCENE WAS ROCKING ALL WERE DIGGING THE SOUNDS
IGOR ON CHAINS BACKED BY HIS BAYING HOUNDS
THE COFFIN BANGERS WERE ABOUT TO ARRIVE
WITH THEIR VOCAL GROUP THE CRYPT KICKER FIVE

THEY PLAYED THE MASH
THEY PLAYED THE MONSTER MASH
THE MONSTER MASH
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
THEY PLAYED THE MASH
IT CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH
THEY PLAYED THE MASH
THEY PLAYED THE MONSTER MASH

OUT FROM HIS COFFIN DRAC'S VOICE DID RING
SEEMS HE WAS TROUBLED BY JUST ONE THING
HE OPENED THE LID AND SHOOK HIS FIST AND SAID
"WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MY TRANSYLVANIA TWIST?"

IT'S NOW THE MASH
IT'S NOW THE MONSTER MASH
THE MONSTER MASH
AND IT'S A GRAVEYARD SMASH
NOW IT'S THE MASH
IT'S CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH
NOW IT'S THE MASH
NOW IT'S THE MONSTER MASH

NOW EVERYTHING'S COOL DRAC'S A PART OF THE BAND
MY MONSTER MASH IS THE HIT OF THE LAND
FOR YOU, THE LIVING, THIS MASH WAS MEANT TOO
WHEN YOU GET TO MY DOOR TELL THEM BARNEY SENT YOU

AND YOU CAN MASH
THEN YOU CAN MONSTER MASH
THE MONSTER MASH
CAUSE IT'S A GRAVEYARD SMASH
THEN YOU CAN MASH
YOU'LL CATCH ON IN A FLASH
THEN YOU CAN MASH
THEN YOU CAN MONSTER MASH